8/4/2023 0 Comments Funny retirement phrases![]() Questions or complaints? Email us at materials are not from HUD or FHA and were not approved by HUD or a government agency. Click here to use the reverse mortgage calculator. Ready to learn more about reverse mortgages? Read more about how does a reverse mortgage work, pros and cons of a reverse mortgage, and the true costs a reverse mortgage. In great appreciation for all of your hard year’s teaching, we all want to say thank you for your knowledge and dedication. Congratulations on your retirement! Thank you for teaching so many people.Ħ. Enjoy your retirement! We hope you continue to teach in ways outside the classroom.ĥ. You always encouraged us to be the best versions of ourselves.Ĥ. We have learned so much because of you.ģ. Thank you for being such a great teacher over the years! You will be highly missed.Ģ. Best of luck with your new retirement! Teacher Retirement Quotesġ. Congratulations on being able to never have to call in sick again.ġ5. We wish you the best time off possible.ġ4. Congratulations on your retirement! While the money isn’t better in retirement, the hours sure are.ġ3. ![]() Thank you for your dedication to the team. You will always be remembered for your hard work throughout the years. You’ve worked your entire career for this very moment… enjoy retirement!ġ1. We hope your retirement is filled with love, laughter, and joy.ġ0. Enjoy being the boss of your retirement!ĩ. Welcome to your new found freedom in retirement!Ĩ. Thank you for your years at this company.Ħ. You are a true friend and an incredibly hard worker. It’s sad to say goodbye, but great to see you are on your way to greener pastures.ĥ. Just think, you’ll never have to sit in on another conference call. All the best wishes on your early retirement!ģ. Here’s to a well-deserved and happy retirement.Ģ. The world’s longest coffee break is often referred to as retirement.ġ. During your work life you pick up a lot of bad habits… like working.ġ5. Just when the wife thinks they got rid of their kids for living in the house, the husband decides to retire.ġ4. I wish I could reveal my age, but I just can’t. Why do retirees smile all the time? Because they can’t hear a word you are saying!ġ2. Why don’t retirees mind being called seniors? Because the term comes with a 10% discount.ġ1. I give my grandkids a lot of sugar and then leave them with their parents to deal with them.ġ0. I love being a grandparent in retirement. How do you know it’s time to retire? It’s when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it!ĩ. They can just guess my age from that statement.Ĩ. I never reveal my age, but I do let people know I’m retired. When is a retiree’s bedtime? About 30 minutes after they fall asleep on the couch.ħ. Now Fridays aren’t the best day of the week anymore… they all are!Ħ. The best part about retirement is that you don’t have to worry about getting caught for doing nothing.ĥ. Think about retirement as being two six-month holidays per year.Ĥ. Retirement is just a never-ending vacation.ģ. ![]() Retirement is like coming home one day and telling your wife, honey, I’m home… for good!Ģ. ![]() MORE : 28 funny and romantic messages for a wedding anniversaryįollow Metro across our social channels, on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram.1. MORE : What to write on a ‘get well soon’ card: Funny messages and heartfelt poems ‘There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.’ – Robert Half When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.’ – George Burns ‘ Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. ‘I never had the sense that there was an end: that there was a retirement or that there was a jackpot.’ – Leonard Cohen But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.’ – Dick Van Dyke ‘ I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don’t know what the hell it means. ‘I bless God for this retirement: I never was more thankful for any thing than I have been of late for the necessity I am under of self-denial in many respects.’ – David Brainerd ‘ I see retirement as just another of these reinventions, another chance to do new things and be a new version of myself.’ – Walt Mossberg 'Breathwork helped me grieve my girlfriend's death - now I help others' ![]()
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